What He Thinks About Your Ex, and Your Ex’s Sheets

Beloved Marie Claire man-blogger Rich Santos ups the heartbreak ante today, offering a list of things that “one” might worry about when comparing “oneself” to a girlfriend’s ex. For instance,

A girl I dated mentioned that her ex lived on a great corner in the West Village in NYC. For those of you who don’t know, that’s more glamorous than my little spot in Brooklyn. And I bet his entire apartment looked like a CB2 catalog (I wish I could do that). I bet his bed was so comfortable and always spotless.

That’s it, that’s the end of the thought. Rich is imagining the absence of stains on a strange man’s bed. But the silver lining is that he lives in Brooklyn. Rich, where do you live in Brooklyn?