The Week of February 21–25

-A Dude answered our questions about having sex and finding things on the computer, and a Lady answered their (and our) questions about hitting on artsy girls and what kind of marker we should use to draw shapes on our private parts.

-In related news, Julie Lauren Vick has learned how to wax buttholes.

-And we learned our True Fates, which suck.

-Where did Jessica Grose go to the bathroom?

-These guys made a Bible with a lock in the shape of a vulva.

-We got so mad at the government that we’re maybe going to have sex with lemons. MAYBE. Only if the government is watching so it can fully understand.

-How did you celebrate Lady Porn Day?

-And our book club pick this round is Lonesome Dove. Please join us!

[Photos via the always excellent Pink Tentacle]