The Facebook Breakup Notifier

Do you like someone who’s in a relationship and who feels the need to announce that relationship on Facebook (because they’re a little stupid, but it’s OK)? And every so often do you go to their profile and think, “Still! Still they are in this relationship, but hopefully next time I check back they will be single”? There’s now a tool for you, you jerk, that lets you monitor those people’s relationships without the manual Facebook-checking that takes up so much of your time. It’s like if the pair of binoculars you use to stare into the window across the way came with a motion detector and made a little beep when a person came into view.