Old People Do Not Even Want iPhones for Valentine’s Day

“Ike and Mae Mosher, who have been married for 70 years, never established much of a traditional gift-giving ritual between them because they stretched their finances early on in their relationship to support his mother and sister when his father died. Ms. Mosher’s sacrifices early on were her own gift to Mr. Mosher and his family.” — OK but what do you guys actually want for Valentine’s Day? I want cash or a gift certificate. Cash and a gift certificate. Certificates.