Miss Edith, the Most Beautiful Doll in the Land

Do you guys ever wish that Edith Zimmerman could come to your house, and you could just laugh and laugh and laugh together all day long. Well now for just 35 American dollars, you can have a tiny version of Edith who will live with you in your very own home. She’s basically exactly like the living Edith (except real Edith’s eyes are usually in her head). You’ll want to talk to little Miss Edith and cradle her and even serve her tea, just remember to maintain constant pressure on her massive headwound. Actually, don’t even worry if she bleeds out because you can just buy another one.