Hipster Little Mermaid Sighting in Miami

by Bonnie

Miami-Dade officials are not pleased that porn was recently filmed in a public park, during the day.

The film shows a redhead credited only as “Brooklyn” showing off what could loosely be described as her acting chops

It was the Hipster Little Mermaid! The film is called Island Adventures, come on.

“This is not an uninhabited island miles off the coast,” said Assistant City Manager Hilda Fernandez. “It’s in the middle of a very busy bay. You can’t go filming pornos in public parks.

They were making art. Or an American Apparel ad.