Highlights From Our Fate & the Zodiac, a Dark 1916 Horoscope Book
Would you like to know your fate? Come in, come in. *Book creaks open.* And here’s an apple, I’m told you can barely taste the poison. Oops, why do I always say that part out loud!
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Pisces, continued
I’m sorry, Cancer and Pisces.