Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
I sit on my couch and watch TV, paint my nails, and browse 70%-off sections of websites compulsively. Please buy this stuff for me, or for yourself.
On Gossamer “Micro Glamour” Lace Insert Chemise, $33.90 (was $69)
Grow up (in bed).
Antique Wood Carving, $10
This piece of art has everything: mushrooms, a flute, and a bunny in the moon. See? Everything.
Stila Fabulous in Fiji Travel Palette, $10 (was $65)
Four eyeshadows that are “in,” according to Fashion Week. Plus, a bronzer that doubles as lipstick. ALL FOR TEN DOLLARS.
Zoo Year Calendar, $15.99 (was $32.99)
I know we’re almost done with February, but that’s just one animal calendar. There are still five more animal calendars.
Asflori Pleated Shorts by Malene Birger, $88.50 (were $295)
Ignore how skinny that murderous model’s legs are — and have them taken in if baggy isn’t your thing. These will get you into and then back out of summer. Try ’em with tights.
Craigslist Coffee Table, $30
Ahhhh! New Yorkers (sorry, non-New Yorkers!) — get this coffee table for basically free and decoupage it or something this weekend!
Мишка Presents: Stalley — Lincoln Way Nights (Intelligent Trunk Music), free
New raps for FREEEEEE.
Chicken-Shaped Basket, $8.99 (was $19.95)
Be like my Grandma Ruth and have one of these!
David David Painted Stripe Loose Fit T-Shirt Dress, $64.55 (was $161.37)
Belt this and wear it ’til, like, September. Every day.
Guess Balize White Leather Sandals, $88 (was $110)
These are just fucking hot, I don’t care what anyone (except dudes) has to say.
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