A Doll to Teach Children How Men’s Faces Really Work

Shaving Fun Ken (are you tired of Ken yet? probably, and this might be his Hairpin swan song) IS BACK, and available for $19.50. In the ’90s SFK had grungier clothes and a stranger hairstyle (although he was actually way hotter), but here he is again in 2011 with his towel and magical sponge kit. From the product description:

Ken has a date with Barbie but also has a five o’clock shadow. Girls can help Ken out by shaving away his facial hair so he will be looking his best for his date with Barbie. Just dip the sponge-tipped razor in warm water and shave Ken doll’s beard and dip the towel in cold water to wipe his face and make his facial hair grow back.

Just like a real man! Ladies, do you ever get tired of taking your boyfriend out of his box and rubbing him with a sponge to prepare him for your date? He’s like, “Stop! I wanted to try the scruffy look this season,” but you don’t pay attention.