The Great American Wedding Gown

The Great American Wedding Gown is now on sale. It’s what we typically wear here in America when we get married, which I know because I’m familiar with the things we do in this country that I’m from and have always lived in. I could go on and on about the things I do and my choices, but they’re so common to all Americans that I’ll just say “think of what you’re doing, and I’m doing that.” That is, if you, too, are an American, as I am. All the way through myself.

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