Take Some Matrimony Leave

by Liz Colville

You’ve heard of maternity leave and paternity leave — how about matrimony leave? Taking some time off work to hang out with your spouse? Wondering where the spark went and hanging around the house all day looking for it, perhaps even finding it? Finding it, in the case of one couple profiled here. But being a modern American in this crazy race against China, or something, “Three months into it, Walker felt great, but was ready to work again.” Aw, man.