MAKEUP!

Do you wear makeup every every day?

[O]ne in three women won’t step outside the house without putting on some war paint first.

Related, do you call makeup “war paint”? Related, Mel Gibson might be going to jail. Related, in a conversation about how he spent his time in jail, Lil Wayne said, “I’d bust a nigga’s ass at Uno.” And Lil Wayne has facial tattoos that look like makeup. O