Look at These Pretty Chinese Zodiac Rings

Yes, yes, yes. $2,450 seems steep for something that’ll probably fall apart/scratch your face/snag your clothing the first time you wear it out, but who cares. Designer Solange Azugary-Partridge advocates buying them as Valentine’s Day presents, or as a Valentine’s Day present for a woman you secretly admire. Because, as she explains, “There is nothing better than a card from a secret admirer. I once received seven!” she says. Oh yeah? Seven? Well maybe I don’t want your stupid old rings after all.