Fruit and Vegetables Proven Useless

by Bonnie

A study of over 300,000 people may indicate that eating fruit and vegetables won’t keep us alive for much longer than we would have lived if we ate what we wanted. Which is the cheese melted over the vegetables, and the chocolate fountain next to the strawberries. Not just the chocolate. The whole fountain.

Eating all that “natural,” and “healthy” produce was hard. So much chopping and chewing. And a little known fact is that fruit and vegetables grow on trees and in dirt, both of which are filthy. All these years we’ve been slogging through, trying to smile though our taste buds were breaking. Wasted time, wasted meal space. We were bamboozled! And who’s laughing now? The salad, that’s who.