Cat Litter Company Reveals Enlightening New Fact About Cats

by Liz Colville

“Cats do not talk.” — Arm & Hammer Super Scoop Cat Litter, in court documents from a case against rival Fresh Step’s advertisements. In the Fresh Step ads, cats “claim” Fresh Step is better at eliminating odor than Super Scoop. The ads also say that Fresh Step kitties “know what they like,” which Arm & Hammer has a problem with. Arm & Hammer basically would like you to know that what cats know is unknowable, and that for all we know, to them, poop might smell like flowers, and flowers like poop.