We All Wish We Had a Plate

“I would love to be a princess one day because you get to live in a castle, marry a prince and wear dresses all day long. Kate Middleton looks lovely in dresses when she goes to parties. She seems so nice and friendly. WAGs are all full of themselves and don’t do anything. But if you are a princess you rule the world and you can also have your own plate that people put up to decorate their home because they love you so much.” — British schoolgirls contemplate the future, and also plates.

Update: Related: there is also this Tumblr.