Toilet-Themed Expression Used Very Well

by Liz Colville

“I do believe Carl fell in love with the kerplunk of the turd in the punchbowl” — Carl Paladino’s campaign manager, Michael Caputo, so concludes Act III of his gubernatorial candidate’s toilet-centric campaign. In Act I, you may recall, he told reporters that Cuomo and friends were “just trying to urinate on our coverage” after Paladino made anti-gay remarks at a speech back in October. And in Act II, something else bathroomy.