This Is Indeed the Worst Song of 2010

by Liz Colville

Our pal Maura and fellow Village Voice critic Christopher Weingarten just wrapped up their brilliant Worst Songs of 2010 feature, and the crown goes to the most deserving of all songs of all time. (Make sure you read their explanation of why it is so very bad.) The only shocking thing here is that I can’t believe this song is from 2010: it feels like centuries — eons — since I first heard this thing, long enough for saplings to become trees, for molten lava to become mountains, for ice caps to become oceans.