Tell Cosmo How You Like It

by Liz Colville

Haha, Cosmopolitan is allowing anyone in the world to share their two cents about the magazine’s story titles in this survey, so they can get a grip on just how depraved you are. “Get Him to Slow Down In Bed (Bye, Bye Jackhammer)” is one of the titles, which I suppose isn’t even that bad. But can you be specific: does it make you want to buy Cosmo, does it make you not want to buy Cosmo, or does it make you feel dead inside?