Taylor Swift a Vandal of Her Own Eyes

by Liz Colville

Taylor Swifts clues us in to how she makes her small eyes even smaller on the makeup site Daily Makeover, saying that she religiously uses Cover Girl’s Drew Barrymore-touted LashBlast mascara after noticing that it was a favorite of makeup artists on photo shoots. For reals? Probably not, because this article is also about how she’s becoming a Cover Girl spokesperson come January, so forget everything I just told you. Swift goes on to say that she enjoys the products she’ll be promoting — a natural line called NatureLuxe — because they feel “light and airy.” Fascinating.

But then things get strange, and she admits that the first time she rocked the eyes-sewn-shut look, she achieved it by going into an airplane bathroom and applying a sharpie to her eyelids.

I was on a plane to Japan about two years ago and I had no makeup with me, so I went into the bathroom and I used a Sharpie to line my eyes. From that point on I started using liquid liner because I realized it was obviously pretty easy for me to do!

How the hell did she get that shit off/not go blind? We can’t see your eyeballs but we would like you to be able to see out of them, even if it’s just through small slits surrounded in black gunk that is approved for use on the eyes!

Photo by Angela George via Wikipedia