Soaking Your Feet in Vodka Won’t Actually Get You Drunk
A trio of enterprising scientists decided to “determine the validity of the Danish urban myth that it is possible to get drunk by submerging feet in alcohol,” an urban myth I was unaware of, but they discovered, sadly, that “feet are impenetrable to the alcohol component of vodka.” I guess you can pour out that little basin of vodka you keep under your desk.
Pour it into a bottle, and then sell it.