Rich Santos’ Worst Pick-Up Line Is Amazing
Over on Marie Claire’s site, beloved man-blogger Rich Santos recounts the worst pick-up lines he’s ever used. First on the list is:
Girl: “What are you up to next week?”
Me: “I actually have to fly to Atlanta for work. I’m pretty much positive I’m going to crash and die. … I’m afraid that God is angry at me for all the sins I’ve committed so he’s going to make the plane crash.”
And there it is. I don’t even really know what to say.