Jersey Shore 3 Trailer: I’m Hiding in the Bushes, Whore

Will you be watching? On a serious note [*GRENADE WHISTLE*] I feel like the Jersey Shore high-water mark has possibly already been reached. I guess I’ll be watching, though, if only to see that new girl take off her clothes in front of Situation. Why do I want to see that? Haha. I really do, though. “Come on! Why’d they blur it! Let me see, let me see!”

Update: Pauly D. has scored a spinoff show.