Chelsea Handler Has Some Really Good Jokes About Angelina Jolie

For instance, from a show last Friday in Newark, New Jersey: “She’s a homewrecker, she is,” and “You’re a fucking cunt,” and “You’re a fucking bitch.” Nice. Here’s some other good “jokes” she might have told:

“Knock knock. ‘Who’s there?’ Angelina Jolie. ‘Omg, go awaaaaaay!’”

“A man walks into a bar, and he’s thinking about Angelina Jolie, like, ‘I hate her SO MUCH.’”

“I would go up to Angelina Jolie’s children and be like, ‘Your momma’s so awful — literally, your specific mother — did you know that?’”

What are YOUR best Angelina Jolie jokes?