You’re Never Too Young to Start Racking Up Debt

by Liz Colville

Kim Kardashian has launched a credit card for children. It’s to help them, insists a rep for the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard who isn’t Kim Kardashian, explaining that it will allow parents to monitor children’s cash flow, which is to say credit flow, by tracking every single thing they buy, and therefore allowing young people to be wracked by guilt and stress sooner than they thought possible. “Drugs are a huge problem in this country,” the rep added. So is helicopter parenting!