What Does Jessica Simpson’s Engagement Mean to YOU?

We’ve had a few days to think about Jessica Simpson’s engagement to Eric Johnson, to really consider what it means to us and how we feel about it. How do you feel about it? I feel pretty good about it. Or, the purest absence of feeling. The kind of thing that makes you want to slide a pin under your fingernail to wake yourself up a little. To press your temple into a spike. Just lightly. Tap tap tap.

Anyway, in an awkward segment on The Early Show called “Jessica’s Joy,” Jess describes her own happiness: “The best thing about Eric is … he always makes me feel like my feet are on the ground.”

Who makes you feel like your feet are on the ground? Most people do the trick for me.