We Are Burning the Whales
Well, this is terrible. Scientists believe the reason so many whales have been covered with blisters recently is that holes in the ozone — the ones that we made — are causing severe whale sunburns. If something crazy happened and all of a sudden the whales ruled the earth, just think of what they’d do to us. If I were a whale, I’d spend 99% of my time planning for that day.