Tall Ladies Still No Good

Beauty lies not in the eye of the beholder but in the angle at which the beholdee tilts her head, a rigorous and highly scientific new study on heterosexuality reveals.

Women are more alluring if they angle their head forwards so they have to look slightly upwards.

In contrast, men become more masculine if they tilt their head back a bit and look slightly down their nose, according to scientists.

And it all lies in the ideal height difference between men and women, say these scientists — women want to look up while men want to look down. So, tall ladies, get out your wheelchairs.