Spider Does Crazy Sex Thing If You Imagine Spiders Were People

This dude, we’ll call him Frank, although really he doesn’t have a name because he is a wasp spider, has a thing for virgins — which is cool, because some dudes that’s just their thing. But wait, is it cool? Because here’s what happens: when Frank has sex with a virgin, he breaks his penis off and leaves it inside her. Holy shit! Well, fortunately Frank actually has two penises, because he doesn’t want to make that kind of mistake ag — FRANK! Ohhh Frank, he just broke off his last penis inside another virgin! Now she’s killed him, and is eating him.