Oh, Don’t Actually Brush Your Teeth With Household Bleach
Apparently a bunch of teeth-whitening enthusiasts are ruining their mouths because they read online to brush with soap, bleach, or salt. Oops! No word yet from fans of the site “I Shot My Teeth White.” Hah. But seriously, people are ruining their enamel, which I shouldn’t laugh about because I have my own enamel problems (all my teeth are just transparent gray nuggets, about the size of cribbage pegs?), but man. People these days!