In Trying to Destroy Memories, Man Destroys House

by Liz Colville

A guy was burning photographs of his ex-girlfriend (normal! Happened on Friends!) when he accidentally destroyed part of his house. Apparently he was trying to tell his current girlfriend, “See, look, I’m totally over her, as evidenced by this burn pile I have made on the living room floor.” But soon after this he was arrested for throwing the current girlfriend against a wall. It’s all very confusing and really none of your business.