Hilary Swank Makes Awkward Five-Point Turn in Career

by Liz Colville

Hilary Swank, the woman who won two Best Actress Oscars for two identically sad movies, is developing a reality game show about fashion for the CW. But the CW hasn’t actually picked up the pilot yet, because this is all a bit odd, and possibly a producer told Swank she could go ahead with this bold idea while drunk, and is now having a hard time eating his/her words. Is there any way at all that this could be good? I personally do not have a great problem with Swank, nor do I have a problem with fashion. What I have a problem with is “game show” and “the CW,” both together and, often, separately.