Wine Website Lists Stupid Wine Words

… and annoyingly makes you click through a stock-photo-illustrated slideshow to learn what they are. So we’ll ruin it for them by listing the seven words here. Take that, Snooth, for filling my inbox every day with absurdities like “The 12 Most Bewildering Hungarian Chardonnays” and “The 4,000 Cruelest Rumors About Grenache,” etc. Anyway, here they are: Round, Deep, Creamy, Fruit Forward, Height, Supporting Tannins, Terroir. “Fruit Forward” is now the main way I’ll be describing things.