This Week’s Issue of GOOP

by Liz Colville

Instead of just not sending out her useless newsletter this week, or having one of her children do it, Gwyneth Paltrow decided she would send this out-of-office reply. But she didn’t give us sheep any of the usual directives! I don’t know whether I’m supposed to DO her in LA shooting “Glee,” MAKE her in LA shooting “Glee,” GO to her in LA shooting “Glee,” GET her in LA shooting “Glee,” BE her in LA shooting “Glee,” or SEE her in LA shooting “Glee.” Gonna go with EAT!