Oprah to Ban the Word ‘Bitch’ From New Enterprise

by Liz Colville

Recently (five minutes ago) I clicked on a headline, ‘Oprah Bans ‘Bitch’ On Her Network,’ which prompted me to ask, “Oprah called someone a bitch? Who, pray tell?” Boringly, no one. The word is being banned from her new TV network is all. What does it all meeeaaan? Oprah says it means OWN will be “fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine.” Fine.