Fun New Birth Control Cream Fast Approaching

“Women need only to rub a small amount of the gel into their arms, legs, shoulders or abdomen once a day to ensure they do not get pregnant.” An exciting new unguent has proven to be just as effective as the Pill but, notably, does not cause the fatness, pimples, and moodiness that 40% of women who take the Pill experience — and/or psychosomatically develop because we think it must be so. (Well!) Accordingly, “experts believe” it “may prove popular with self-conscious girls.”