Does the Micropenis Have a Sister?

Today the reliably excellent advice columnist Emily Yoffe broaches the ancient mystery of what to do with a micropenis. Specifically, whether discovering that the very nice man you’ve been dating is in possession of one is acceptable grounds for moving on. Yes, she says. Which, yeah. Poor men with micropenises! Is anything on a woman’s body — or, lacking from on a woman’s body — such an instant dealbreaker? Something vagina-based? Micropenis, who are your friends? Who do you sit with in the afternoons?